Topic: If all else fails, kick over mopeds

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Robin

:: thisway
:: QA Staff (Administrator)

Just had the most wonderful story related to me by the most wonderful Karen (@MoreUtterPiffle) over Twitter. I thought you guys would get a kick out of it (pun intended).

Karen: I don't always kick a line of mopeds so hard they fall down domino style, but when I do it's because they're being homophobic cunts.

Me: Sounds awesome! Story please?

Karen: Went to McD on way home from Manc. Horribly homophobic teenagers being vile to one of the gentlemen behind the counter. I asked him if he was ok, and said I wanted to speak to the manager, if it was ok by him. He just kept saying he was used to it. I said he shouldn't be used to it, and I wanted to complain. He sais it was easy for me to say that it shouldn't happen. Told manager, who didn't know what to do. So I went up and bollocked them for being disrespectful little shits. They called me a fat ugly old cow, and I said that's Dr fat ugly old cow to you. ANYWAY; manager did nowt. Noticed they had helmets, no one else did. Saw row of mopeds, gave 'em a kick.

Me (and I mean it): You're even more my hero than you were before. You slim, beautiful, young cow. x

She's quite a brilliant lady!

Edit: thisway, Sun 19 Aug 12, 8:57PM
Post: #675931

, Sun 19 Aug 12, 8:45PM

Alex

:: 9thEcho
:: QA Staff (Moderator)

Heh, I think I've just found my hero. It's great to hear about someone standing up for a stranger like that, and to that extent as well.

...and the moped thing is just awesome

I'm a ratfish trying to practice doing back flips on your mattress.

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, Sun 19 Aug 12, 8:57PM

lynn

:: Lynn
:: QA10 Community Goddess

That is pretty genius. XD

Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

Love is the poetry of the senses. ~Honoré de Balzac

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, Sun 19 Aug 12, 10:13PM

Kai

:: LoveisLove
:: QA10 Community God