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Topic: Fave Movie Insults
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C'mon, we've all got 'em! Here are a few of my faves (feel free to post your own)
EDIT:If/when you post one, be sure to **** out the majority of the curses, and be sure to add the movie you got it from!
1. You climb ladders like old people f***! Do you know that, private pyle!
"It's better to burp and taste it, than fart and waste it!"
-Larry the Cable Guy
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything!" -Wiseman(Scott Glenn) in Sucker Punch
"You Jezebel! I pray George Lucas drowns you in his white man gold!"-very good friend of mine texted that to a guy who was pissing him off
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Post: #664311  , Mon 9 Jul 12, 12:08AM |
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Can I include some from Starkid plays too?
Hermione: Drop the attitude, Harry Potter. You're acting like Garfield on a Monday. (It's mostly the look on his face that makes me love this so much)
Lupin: I've said it before Snape and I'll say it again. You always have been and you always will be a butt trumpet!
Snape: That's absurd!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: What? Say that again to my face!
Lupin: You're absurd!
Snape: That's absurd!
Also, this part always cracked me up on Glee:
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say!
I love Kurt so much! <3
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Post: #664316 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 12:19AM |
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:: Lia47
:: QA9 Grand Elder | |
I don't love glee, except for sue, so:
"I will buy you a kitty. I will let you fall in love with that kitty. Then, I will steel away into your house in the dark of night, and punch you in the face."
also, the obvious one: "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries"
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Post: #664317 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 12:27AM |
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@Liam. I forgot about the kitty one. That was hilarious. As soon as she said that I burst out laughing and my mom was like "wtf"
There's a lot more Sue insults that I loved, but I had a list of my favourite Kurt lines so I can't remember any of the other ones.
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Post: #664319 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 12:33AM |
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I would also like to reference starkid 
Dumbledore: Hermione! Shut your ungodly lop-sided mouth and quit interrupting. Ya know for the smartest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass.
10 points for dumbledore!
Non Timebo Mala
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Post: #664334 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 1:16AM |
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"Were you always this stupid or did you take lessons?"
"I took lessons!"
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Post: #664337 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 1:26AM |
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All of my faves are from Mean Girls xD
Regina: "I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb-diet! GOSH KAREN, YOU'RE SO STUPID!"
Regina [to Lea]: "Vintage  SO adorable!"
Regina [to Cady]: "Oh my god, that is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."
Regina: "Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak that's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c... -gets hit by bus-"
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
"Rub that glitter and grease around"
~Lady Gaga
"I'm fierce and I'm feeling mighty. I'm a golden girl, I'm an aphrodite, alright!"
~Kylie Minogue
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Post: #664340 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 1:34AM |
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OMG, Paul, you saw that video too!?!?!
"It's better to burp and taste it, than fart and waste it!"
-Larry the Cable Guy
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything!" -Wiseman(Scott Glenn) in Sucker Punch
"You Jezebel! I pray George Lucas drowns you in his white man gold!"-very good friend of mine texted that to a guy who was pissing him off
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Post: #664342 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 1:35AM |
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Lol I love it. But there are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many great ones from Full Metal Jacket.
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Post: #664344 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 1:40AM |
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Looks like the best part of you slid out the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
You had best un-f*** yourself or I will UNSCREW your head and S*** down your NECK!!
"It's better to burp and taste it, than fart and waste it!"
-Larry the Cable Guy
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything!" -Wiseman(Scott Glenn) in Sucker Punch
"You Jezebel! I pray George Lucas drowns you in his white man gold!"-very good friend of mine texted that to a guy who was pissing him off
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Post: #664356 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 2:21AM |
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:: Kurtis
:: QA6 Livin' it up! | |
School of Rock: your tack and i hate you
You look beautiful like always
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Post: #664361 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 2:30AM |
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This is Wesley from the Princess Bride insulting Prince Humperdink XD: "I'll try to use small words so you'll understand, you warthog faced buffoon... It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand."
"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I... I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference."
http://www.soulforce.org/resou...-homosexuality/
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Edit: Autumn1492, Mon 9 Jul 12, 2:34AM
Post: #664362 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 2:31AM |
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:: Kurtis
:: QA6 Livin' it up! | |
*your tacky and i hate you..." XD
You look beautiful like always
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Post: #664363 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 2:31AM |
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@RLJ OMG YES!
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Post: #664379 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 2:59AM |
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Megamind........
Roxanne Ritchie: Your plan is failing. Just admit it.
Minion: Yeah, good luck with that one!
Megamind: Who's side are you on?
Roxanne Ritchie: The losing side.
Minion: Thank you.
Roxanne to Megamind who is in Bernard disguise, "Bernard, I didn't know you had... feelings. Are you alright?"
Roxanne Ritchie: Wait, what secrets? You're so predictable!
Megamind: Predictable, predictable! Oh, you call this....predictable!
[pulls a lever]
Roxanne Ritchie: Alligators, yep. I was thinking about it on the way over.
Megamind: What's this? A new thing!
[brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxanne Ritchie: Cliched.
Megamind: No, look! Watch.
[brings down the giant blades]
Roxanne Ritchie: Juvenile.
Megamind: Shock and awe!
[Megamind brings up a chainsaw]
Roxanne Ritchie: Tacky.
Megamind: Oh, it's so scary!
[activates a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxanne Ritchie: Seen it.
Megamind: What's this one do?
[now frantic he unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxanne Ritchie: Garish!
[Megamind breaks down]
Metro Man: We all know how this ends; with you behind bars!
Megamind: Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
Megamind: Minion, fire?
Minion: Uh, still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Come again?
Minion: Warming up, sir.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is warming up?
Megamind: Oh, Minion, did you think this day would ever come?
Minion: No way. Not at all, sir. Never. Never in a million...
[Megamind gives him an evil look]
Minion: I mean, yes, I did.
Bernard: That's a pretty tasteless costume.
Megamind: Costume?!
Bernard: Megamind's head is not that grossly exaggerated.
[Megamind shoots his dehydration gun at Bernard but it doesn't work]
Bernard: Uuh! You even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun. How...
[Megamind shoot his dehydration gun at Bernard again and this time it works
Roxanne Ritchie: I better take him home. Thanks again, Bernard.
[she hugs him]
Roxanne Ritchie: I'll call you tomorrow, partner.
Megamind: Yeah, okay. I'd like that.
Hal: That was weird for everybody. Cause you accidentally hugged him instead of me.
End,....for now.
What a privilege to be here on the planet to contribute your unique donation to humankind. Each face in the rainbow of colors that populate our world is precious and special.
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Post: #664394 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 3:26AM |
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The sun is warming up? xD
I love Megamind. I've only seen it 50,473 times
Thanks Helena/Ethan, those really are the best 
Put your skirt back on, Alfred!
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Post: #664396 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 3:36AM |
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lol on Scott Pilgrim VS the World xDD
Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott Pilgrim: What?
Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.
Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday?
Todd Ingram: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"
Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what?
Scott Pilgrim: You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's do it.
Scott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.
Lucas Lee: The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.
Gideon Gordon Graves: [talking to Scott Pilgrim] Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!
Kim Pine: Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth.
Scott Pilgrim: Thanks, Kim.
Kim Pine: I meant "scum" of the earth.
lol sorry if there's alot, but I do consider them insults XD
GAY MARRIAGE
or as I like to call it MARRIAGE
Cuz I ate lunch today, not GAY LUNCH
And I watched television, I didn't GAY WATCH IT.
So marriage? It's a human right, not an heterosexual priviledge.
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Post: #664424 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 4:36AM |
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"Stove - whatta kinda name is that? Are you an appliance?"
-Annie (Bridesmaids)
(Insert Short Non-Distracting Text)
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Post: #664432 , Mon 9 Jul 12, 4:54AM |
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:: AdamP
:: QA8 High Householder | |
I don't really like the movie, but I love this line. "If I ever decide I need a friend like you I'll take a squat and s*** one out". - The Mist
"There's a thin line between sanity and insanity. My side of the line has a purple sky and talking unicorns; by God do I love sanity.
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Post: #679837 , Wed 12 Sep 12, 11:41PM |
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"Go suck a f**k!"
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Post: #679842 , Thu 13 Sep 12, 3:04AM |
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