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Moved from Starbucks to OpenZone. Starbucks is only for serious advice-seeking posts. |
People call me Gabe, but you can call me Tonight. :] haha
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Post: #649680  , Wed 16 May 12, 1:38PM |
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One of the best ones I've heard is, "Hey, girl, I like your legs. What time do they open?"
This will either get you a movie date of a court date in a sexual harassment case. 
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Post: #649681 , Wed 16 May 12, 1:44PM |
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:: Arie15
:: QA6 Livin' it up! | |
Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious. XD
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Post: #649685 , Wed 16 May 12, 2:29PM |
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:: MrGLaDOS
:: QA5 Having the neighbours round | |
^ love the lucky charms one xD My favorite is "are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world."
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Post: #649698 , Wed 16 May 12, 3:51PM |
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I thought this one might have been a bit over the line, but I think we've crossed that already.
I may not know much about pies, but you can sure make my banana cream.
I am a devil...of a butler.
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Post: #649700 , Wed 16 May 12, 3:53PM |
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"oh my magic watch says your naked, it must be 15 minutes too fast" 
♥ GAY is just another word in the DICTIONARY ♥
♥ YOU are just another person in this WORLD! ♥
♥ WE are just all a bunch of amazing QUEERS! ♥
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Post: #649711 , Wed 16 May 12, 4:48PM |
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You guys, SERIOUSLY suck!!! ;) WHY HAVE NONE OF YOU SAID:
"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" ?!?! 
Much love though ;) <3
I don't think you're ready for this jelly, I don't think you're ready for THIS jelly, I don't think you're ready for this! My body's too bootilicious for you babe ;)
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Post: #649712 , Wed 16 May 12, 5:06PM |
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Because, George, a banana would get all squished! It's just logic.
I'm a Loiner, apparently...
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Post: #649714 , Wed 16 May 12, 5:19PM |
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"Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy!"
"Do you have a map, because I'm lost in your eyes!"
"Do you have God's number? I think he's missing an angel"
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Post: #649723 , Wed 16 May 12, 6:24PM |
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My favorite is "is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants"
PM ME :)
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Post: #649729 , Wed 16 May 12, 7:13PM |
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And I've searched for things like your golden wings to carry me and flyyyy... Im looking for an angel.
http://www.queerattitude.com/i...14933/19875.jpg
Never click links from The Panda! - Zenyetta95
I am THE PANDA! :D
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Post: #649741 , Wed 16 May 12, 8:27PM |
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If I had a nickle everytime I seen someone as beautiful as you I would have five cents.
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Post: #649835 , Thu 17 May 12, 1:58AM |
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If you were a transformer, you'd be optimus FINE ;) xD
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Post: #649900 , Thu 17 May 12, 5:35AM |
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Cheesy pick up lines are the bestest especially if they're nerdy.
"Hey, *smacks butt* is this seat taken?" ;D
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Post: #649910 , Thu 17 May 12, 8:39AM |
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:: Zolin
:: QA6 Livin' it up! | |
These were supposed to be cheesy but they're getting nasty. And in that case my fav has got to be:
"You remind me of my pinky toe. Cause I'm eventually gonna bang you on a table."
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Post: #650037 , Fri 18 May 12, 2:40AM |
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Are you the Golden Snitch? Because I've been Seeking for you my whole life.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Because you are drop dead gorgeous.
If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying for the chance to look in your eyes.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
A shark just at my only friend, will you be my new one?
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because have sex with me. XD
The caged bird stands on a grave of dreams
His shadow shouts on a nightmare scream
His wings are clipped and his feet are tied
So he opens his throat to sing.
The caged bird sings with a fearful trill
Of things unknown, but longed for still
And his tune is heard on a distant hill
For the caged bird
Sings of freedom.
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Post: #658965 , Thu 21 Jun 12, 8:32PM |
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Steph: "I wouldn't mind playing mini-golf if I got the chance to be with you." xD
Anything Harry Potter related. <3 :3
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"Hey, I forgot my number... Can I have yours?"
"You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line."
The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry. -Ernest Hemingway
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Edit: Nicole_Love, Thu 21 Jun 12, 8:41PM
Post: #658968 , Thu 21 Jun 12, 8:34PM |
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I just ate some skittles..want to taste the rainbow? ;)
....yes. yes I do.
L<3VE~
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Post: #658970 , Thu 21 Jun 12, 8:38PM |
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@Britany: But remember? If we play mini-golf, I have to crash your wedding. XD
The caged bird stands on a grave of dreams
His shadow shouts on a nightmare scream
His wings are clipped and his feet are tied
So he opens his throat to sing.
The caged bird sings with a fearful trill
Of things unknown, but longed for still
And his tune is heard on a distant hill
For the caged bird
Sings of freedom.
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Post: #658973 , Thu 21 Jun 12, 8:47PM |
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Steph: But if you never crash my wedding I'll never have realized it was just Adam in drag. xD
The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry. -Ernest Hemingway
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Post: #658975 , Thu 21 Jun 12, 8:55PM |
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Milwaukee Pride 2013
Dying my hair!
Lily Helena Knight
Things that grow
My new life
Trust no bitch.
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