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Moved from Starbucks to OpenZone. Starbucks is only for serious advice-seeking posts. |
My personal favorite is a classic: "Hi, I've lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?" :3
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Post: #649307  , Mon 14 May 12, 11:38PM |
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:: Lia47
:: QA9 Grand Elder | |
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
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Post: #649308 , Mon 14 May 12, 11:45PM |
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Good one haha
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Post: #649309 , Mon 14 May 12, 11:46PM |
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Anything Harry Potter related. Although I find it's mostly guys who use pickup lines on me, so instead of the "OH MY GOD!! WILL YOU MARRY ME?" response they were looking for, it's more like "BE MY BEST FRIENd!!!!!!!!!!!" 
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Post: #649310 , Mon 14 May 12, 11:50PM |
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Bahahah! Nice xD
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Post: #649312 , Mon 14 May 12, 11:51PM |
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Hey, that shirt is very becoming of you! Then, of course if I was on you, I'd be co(um)ming too!
"It's better to burp and taste it, than fart and waste it!"
-Larry the Cable Guy
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything!" -Wiseman(Scott Glenn) in Sucker Punch
"You Jezebel! I pray George Lucas drowns you in his white man gold!"-very good friend of mine texted that to a guy who was pissing him off
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Post: #649317 , Tue 15 May 12, 12:14AM |
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
roses are red violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van
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Post: #649321 , Tue 15 May 12, 12:17AM |
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:: zee_to_a
:: QA4 A spot of tea please, Alfred! | |
"Baby wanna touch my dictionary?"
Someone actually said this to me.
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Post: #649330 , Tue 15 May 12, 12:38AM |
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I'm trying to find the spring constant of my matress. Wanna help me collect some data?
Are you current because you're a cutie ;) (For those of you who aren't as nerdy as me Current=I=q/t which you would pronounce cue tee or cutie)
La clarté étrange de ton sourire illumine mon été.
I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. 'Cause how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?
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Post: #649332 , Tue 15 May 12, 12:42AM |
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Ugh I love pick up lines.
"Are you from Tenessee? Cause you're the only ten I see."
"Do you have a compass? I'm lost in your eyes."
"Your place or mine?"
Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette,
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet,
Out from the window see her back drop silhouette,
This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget.
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Post: #649339 , Tue 15 May 12, 1:11AM |
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I am getting so much new stuff to say when I go out now x]
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Post: #649386 , Tue 15 May 12, 4:57AM |
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I'll treat you like my homework; slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You Butterfree up your schedule cause I'm ima Beedrillin you all night.
Hey, can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuffs?
Hey baby, wanna pluck.
"Peace, Love, Empathy"- Kurt Cobain
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Post: #649395 , Tue 15 May 12, 5:27AM |
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:: zee_to_a
:: QA4 A spot of tea please, Alfred! | |
@ Rina, I love the homework one, one of my favorites.
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Post: #649603 , Wed 16 May 12, 3:01AM |
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I I had to re-arrange the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together (;
I am incapable of distinguishing between different Skittles flavors.
This is because, to me, everything tastes like a rainbow <333
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Post: #649612 , Wed 16 May 12, 3:28AM |
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:: Kuuipo
:: QA10 Community Goddess | |
Katie needs to comment on this. She was saying so many on Skype and they were cheesy as hell x)
"The past can hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it." ~Rafiki
“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” ~Dr. Seuss
~Clicking this link will bring you to a very special place and you should click it because click it.|
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Post: #649621 , Wed 16 May 12, 3:40AM |
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:: Zolin
:: QA6 Livin' it up! | |
"Should we start talking, dancing or keep flirting from afar?"
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Post: #649630 , Wed 16 May 12, 4:02AM |
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You must be exhausted, cause' you've been running through my mind all day ;)
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Post: #649633 , Wed 16 May 12, 4:07AM |
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:: AlyxVulp
:: QA4 A spot of tea please, Alfred! | |
"Do you like hamburgers? Cuz I'd love to cram my meat in your buns."
Works every time.
Salvete, amici, quid agitis?
Need help? I'm here.
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Post: #649643 , Wed 16 May 12, 4:40AM |
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There was this one guy who tried to pick me up using Guns 'n Roses and Kings of Leon lyrics haha.
"Baby, your sex is on fire ;)"
Lol No.
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Post: #649668 , Wed 16 May 12, 8:27AM |
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Haha I love these!!  when my current best friend asked me out a few years back he ordered pizza and came into the lounge with it. I opened the box and on the inside of the lid he had written :
"I know this is cheesy but do you wanna go out with me?"
:3
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Post: #649677 , Wed 16 May 12, 12:42PM |
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Three's A Crowd... or is it?
Oh no, I procrastinated again! (Rant Warning)
Lily Helena Knight
Things that grow
Just so.
My new life
Trip to the zoo!
![Rina is me-sexual, indefinitely [Avatar]](images/?img=avatars/16824wee.jpg?i=2){kind=small}
