We've all heard them. Post you're favorites here! For example, I was reading Fanfiction today, (  )and ran across this one where a couple of 'straight' guys had gotten drunk and, well.... Anyway. One of them ended up saying
"I'm hetero-flexible. Straight, but shit happens."
I thought it was hilarious, and had to share.
Your turn!
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like dresses... Duh. ~My 4 year old niece. <3
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Post: #647306  , Tue 8 May 12, 6:27PM |
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:: AdamP
:: QA8 High Householder | |
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that particular quote is from Were The World Mine, Frankie says it.
"There's a thin line between sanity and insanity. My side of the line has a purple sky and talking unicorns; by God do I love sanity.
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Post: #647308 , Tue 8 May 12, 6:33PM |
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Oh.... Whoops. ^_^ Hell if I'd even know. Never actually heard of it. Haha. (: Fail.
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like dresses... Duh. ~My 4 year old niece. <3
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Post: #647309 , Tue 8 May 12, 6:36PM |
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my friend has used it when talking to her mum we were totally smashed of our heads at her birthday party 
mum: are you drunk?
friend: no i never get drunk
me : pissing my self laughing in the corner
mum: walk in a straight now
friend : attempts to walk in straight line fails and falls on me
mum : see you carnt walk straight !!
friend: -mum I am a lesbian I don't do anything straight ! -
me : laughing so hard crippled on the floor
might. be a be there moment I thought it was funny
don't apologise for who you are and what you want ... tattoo definelty when older
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Edit: foreverme123, Tue 8 May 12, 7:25PM
Post: #647313 , Tue 8 May 12, 7:24PM |
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Magnus from City Of Fallen Angels
"I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual"
I don't know why, but I laughed so much at that the first time I read it.
Homophobia is gay
LOKI'D!!!!!!
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Post: #663214 , Thu 5 Jul 12, 10:15PM |
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:: Justhere
:: QA5 Having the neighbours round | |
Made this up last night:
Math was fun until fourth grade, then it got hard and boring... Like a penis.
Math = penis xD
"the world would be boring without some measure of insanity" -unknown
"Don't ever bully anyone cause you know what? Karma has everybody's address and a motherf*cking stamp!"
-Lady Gaga
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Post: #663221 , Thu 5 Jul 12, 10:30PM |
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:: SapphiX
:: QA4 A spot of tea please, Alfred! | |
This is like my snappy wiity catchphrase when i'm short of things to say (no one else knows that though XD) you when some people try and take the mick or are having a joke saying oh you go out and things like that but you know its a wind up well my response is this
'I am gay not desperate'
followed by a quick snappy line such as
'besides you probably wouldn't know what to do m8 so give it up'
not the most fluent but it keeps jerks at bay plus i get a buzz out of seeing their reactions afterwards XD
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Post: #663327 , Fri 6 Jul 12, 2:39AM |
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Lauren, I like your way of thinking. (:
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like dresses... Duh. ~My 4 year old niece. <3
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Post: #663483 , Fri 6 Jul 12, 9:16AM |
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