get a floppy ruler.
"what do you mean I'm gay? I'm straight as a ruler!"
ruler flops.
"oh.."
|
|
Post: #495051  , Mon 11 Apr 11, 6:59AM |
|
|
|
You could also tell your friend to draw a squiggly line then say "See that line" friend says "yes" you "Its straighter than me".
Love is like a flower always dying
but like a phenix never ending~me
|
|
Post: #495052 , Mon 11 Apr 11, 7:35AM |
|
|
This may provide some inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QhGkRu0qA
The song doesn't start until almost a minute in, but it's funny 
|
|
Post: #495587 , Tue 12 Apr 11, 3:19PM |
|
|
I didn't do it, because I couldn't pluck up the courage to, but the other day I wore my Stonewall T-shirt and my Mum asked, jokingly, "is this your way of telling us something?" and I was so close to replying "yes, actually".
|
|
Post: #495619 , Tue 12 Apr 11, 6:53PM |
|
|
I was at a party, and I was trying to tell everyone there, and no one was listening. So I walked into the nearest closet, then walked back out and said SURPRISE!!
|
|
Post: #495629 , Tue 12 Apr 11, 7:49PM |
|
|
Lmao, that one's fantastic! XD
|
|
Post: #495674 , Tue 12 Apr 11, 9:14PM |
|
|
:: Lynn
:: QA10 Community Goddess | |
.... My ex had a funny way of telling people. XD "I LIKE BYGINA"
Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Love is the poetry of the senses. ~Honoré de Balzac
|
|
Post: #495675 , Tue 12 Apr 11, 9:16PM |
|
|
Okay, think of some different ways to come out (they dont have to be any that you would actually pursuit in, nor do they have to be ones you have done). Although if they are ones that you have done, it would be nice if you stated so... Try to make them creative, unlike text ing someone sayingsg "i am gay" or coming out on facebook -.- ....
for example
- Literally coming out of a closet and saying, Im gay!
- Going cloud watching pointing at the sky and saying "that one looks like me coming out of the closet!"
-For boys; Singing and dancing to Katy Perry's Peacock repeatedly... I WANNA SEE YOUR PEACOCK COCK COCK, PEACOCK COCK.
-For boys, dancing to Beyoncé's 'Run the World', 'Single Ladies', or 'Crazy In love'... or singing 'If I were a boy'
Mod Edit: This post has been relocated here from another duplicate thread.
Interviewer: According to you, the girls run the world - but what do you think about the girls and the gays teaming up and running the world together?
Beyoncé: Well, that's what I meant when I said girls. (Laughs)
|
|
Edit: winnersmw, Sun 19 Aug 12, 7:58PM
Post: #675919 , Sun 19 Aug 12, 7:31PM |
|
|
The best way to come out to family is over a big family dinner. I did it, it went like this:
Mum: Tuck in before it gets cold.
Me: oh alright
Me: Mother I'm gay pass the potatoes
*Akward Silence persues*
Mum: Did you just say...
Me: *interrupts* Potatoes please
Aunt 1: Did you say you were?
Me: Gay dear? Me dear, No dear,
Aunt 2:You did? I'm sure I heard you say you were?
Me: *Camply* Does anyone want some ketchup? *Runs off and forward flips through the door into the kitchen*
The ironic things is my brother commented on how 'gay' the potatoes sounded, they had some fancy name.
|
|
Post: #675926 , Sun 19 Aug 12, 7:53PM |
|
|
The best way to come out to family is over a big family dinner. I did it, it went like this:
Mum: Tuck in before it gets cold.
Me: oh alright
Me: Mother I'm gay pass the potatoes
*Akward Silence persues*
Mum: Did you just say...
Me: *interrupts* Potatoes please
Aunt 1: Did you say you were?
Me: Gay dear? Me dear, No dear,
Aunt 2:You did? I'm sure I heard you say you were?
Me: *Camply* Does anyone want some ketchup? *Runs off and forward flips through the door into the kitchen*
The ironic things is my brother commented on how 'gay' the potatoes sounded, they had some fancy name.
|
|
Post: #675928 , Sun 19 Aug 12, 7:59PM |
|
|
This song is a funny way to come out if you're a lesbian. ^_^ I love it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5wfLcJd3LE
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like dresses... Duh. ~My 4 year old niece. <3
|
|
Post: #675945 , Sun 19 Aug 12, 10:33PM |
|
|
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVtuEzUs938
I LOVE this. It's actually genius 
Rainbow boy is rocking the rainbow :D
"There's a place I go when I'm Alone,
Do anything I want,
Be anyone I wanna be"
|
|
Post: #675947 , Sun 19 Aug 12, 10:46PM |
|
|
That one life-long scar...
Three's A Crowd... or is it?
Lily Helena Knight
Things that grow
Just so.
My new life
Trip to the zoo!
![lynn is finally changing her profile for a fortnight [Avatar]](images/?img=avatars/9381wee.jpg?i=0){kind=small}
![Hannah is alone in this world,, indefinitely [Avatar]](images/?img=avatars/15716wee.jpg?i=0){kind=small}
