:: Erica
:: QA3 Getting cosy | |
What are some funny ways to tell people that your gay?
I have been trying to think of some, but can't. I really want to tell my friends in a funny way. lol
|
|
Post: #493934  , Fri 8 Apr 11, 12:51AM |
|
|
Haven't done this to anyone who I'm not already out to, but when someone says "Damn straight" I'll be like "Well, that's one thing I'm not." 
I know exactly who I am and who I want to be
I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
I'm now becoming my own self fulfilled prophecy,
Oh, oh no, oh no!
~Marina and the Diamonds
|
|
Post: #493936 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 12:55AM |
|
|
:: Erica
:: QA3 Getting cosy | |
lol Thanks That's a good one.
|
|
Post: #493937 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 12:56AM |
|
|
"let's get one thing straight; I'm not."
(while eating fruit)"Its kind of like eating myself"
|
|
Post: #493944 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 1:08AM |
|
|
@Connor: HAHA. I like the last one.
|
|
Post: #493950 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 1:22AM |
|
|
Thank you Kailey, that one actually just came to me. I saw the first one on a gay pride t-shirt.
|
|
Post: #493951 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 1:25AM |
|
|
or like the fruit one "well I guess you really are what you eat" *plop fruit into mouth*
|
|
Post: #493976 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 2:12AM |
|
|
:: Erica
:: QA3 Getting cosy | |
lol
I like that one
|
|
Post: #493977 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 2:14AM |
|
|
:: Wishmaster
:: QA4 A spot of tea please, Alfred! | |
*If walking slightly intoxicated or without proper coordination* "Damn, I can't even walk straight, among other things!"
|
|
Post: #493982 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 2:27AM |
|
|
:: Crys
:: QA10 Community God | |
Sit your friends down and act a serious, then tell them you have a rare form of terminal disease, when they react say, "Hey just kidding, I'm only Gay!' - no recommended if people have triggers
Or ask one of your friends, "Please pass the (some object) to the homosexual."
|
|
Post: #493983 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 2:39AM |
|
|
One of my friends told his rugby teammates that he was considering switching to [the name of our city's gay rugby team]. They spent about five minutes yelling at him about how horrified they were to hear that, and that he could absolutely not play for any team but theirs. It took him a while to explain that he wasn't really changing teams; he was just gay.
I like the fruit one. Shortly after my gay friend and I came out to a mutual friend, we were all sitting around and she was asking us random questions. What's your favourite colour? What's your favourite number? When she asked what our favourite fruit was, we immediately pointed at each other.
Keep your religion out of my bedroom, and I won't have sex in your church.
Don't assume I'm straight, and I won't assume you're gay.
|
|
Post: #494039 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 6:21AM |
|
|
"I'm as straight as a rainbow!"
I've always like that one.
|
|
Post: #494040 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 6:23AM |
|
|
i love to out myself in strange ways especially if i can cause an awkward moment with it.
for an example when adults talk to teen girls it seems they always ask if she has a boyfriend. when Im asked if i have a boyfriend i generally respond with something like "no i don't think my girlfriend with like that".
|
|
Post: #494073 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 1:03PM |
|
|
|
You could also go with the "Nobody knows I'm gay/a lesbian" shirts. Or one of those shirts that says, "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is" (for guys) or "I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is" (for girls). That works especially well for bisexuals, since it could actually be true.
Keep your religion out of my bedroom, and I won't have sex in your church.
Don't assume I'm straight, and I won't assume you're gay.
|
|
Post: #494095 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 3:19PM |
|
|
|
I was about to tell a straight friend while we were with a gay friend and I grabbed the gay friend and snogged him right there, straighty's face was so funny xD
I'm a Loiner, apparently...
|
|
Post: #494104 , Fri 8 Apr 11, 4:23PM |
|
|
We went bowling last night for my schools cast party. I kept getting gutter balls so I told my two friends (who I'm out to) "I can't even bowl straight, let alone BE straight". One of them just stared at me, the other one cracked up.
|
|
Post: #494846 , Sun 10 Apr 11, 11:21PM |
|
|
One day I was goofing of with my friend and she said "ur gay ben!" and I replied "well yes I am!" her reaction was priceless 
|
|
Post: #494849 , Sun 10 Apr 11, 11:26PM |
|
|
:: jc411
:: QA4 A spot of tea please, Alfred! | |
BWAHAHAHA Good one Ellie. I'm going to use that one!
Oscar Wilde: "Do you mind if I smoke?"
Sarah Bernhardt: "I don't care if you burn”
"What's more immoral? Homosexuality or someone abandoning their own flesh and blood because of it"
Deborah Glick: "You do not put your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible”
|
|
Post: #494959 , Mon 11 Apr 11, 2:03AM |
|
|
|
possibly to a friend who doesn't know your gay yet... walk into there closet close the door. then exit with the statement " no, thats not my first time coming out of the closet"
falling for the right one.
might fall under the one you wernt looking for
|
|
Post: #495022 , Mon 11 Apr 11, 4:29AM |
|
|
Try randomly drawing something that involves straight lines. When you screw up (because when you're concentrating, it's bound to happed!) just be like "Damn it! I'm not even straight enough to draw a straight line!"
For the bisexuals, you can give your friends Reese's Cups and, when they're all thankful and enjoying them, ask "So are they good?" When they respond with yes, say "That's what it's like to be me. Peanut butter and chocolate, men and women, best of both worlds!"
Life running unchecked by death is cancer or a rainforest mowed down to raise beef cattle for an overpopulated society. Death unchecked by life is famine, plague, massacre. Neither is a natural or harmonious balance; light and dark must circle 'round each other in a dynamic polarity to maintaint the dance of life."
Dianne Sylvan~"The Circle Within"
|
|
Post: #495038 , Mon 11 Apr 11, 5:42AM |
|
|
Alone
How to know when you like a guy.
Lez-be-honest
Lily Helena Knight
Things that grow
Just so.
My new life
Trip to the zoo!
![Kai has a job and a rad date to QA prom. Life is fabulous. <3 [Avatar]](images/?img=avatars/11545wee.jpg?i=6){kind=small}
![Mandy Is taking a break, indefinitely [Avatar]](images/?img=avatars/12921wee.jpg?i=0){kind=small}
