Spanish...
Me and Sarah were acting like we were Steve Irwin and spotting kids in our class and adding commentary with cheap Aussie accents.
Reading...
Me and Allison got into a sword (pencil) fight and Mrs. McGee had to break the all out duel between us.
And several other events through the day 
My friends are fucked 
"You need to accept that there's no shame in being who you are. The only shame is thinking that the gift that God gave you and the person that you were created to be is not good enough to show to the rest of the world. That's where shame comes."
"If your kid comes up to you and has enough courage to admit to you who they are truly, you better damn well love them all the same; because that takes a lot of guts. Parents don't realize it. They keep thinking about themselves; 'Oh, how's this going to reflect me?', 'Oh, why do I have a gay kid?', 'Why me?', 'Why this?'. Think about your kid who's going through this."
-Both from Mike on The Real World: D.C.-
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Post: #303197  , Fri 20 Nov 09, 11:17PM |
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Lol, some guy was trying to race me from the stop light today. He was on a bicycle. I lol'd
If life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold.
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Post: #303207 , Fri 20 Nov 09, 11:37PM |
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My dumbass sister, my mom, and I were cooking. My sister was chopping celery and all of a sudden she screams bloody murder and runs to the sink and runs water on her hand. My mom goes over to her and tells her to let her see it. There wasn't any blood and it sounded like my sister had chopped her finger off with the way she screamed lmaoo
Plain and simple, don't live somebody else's dream.
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Post: #304280 , Wed 25 Nov 09, 4:31AM |
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My beautiful and funny friends 
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Post: #304303 , Wed 25 Nov 09, 7:05AM |
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I skipped school today to stay home and hang out with my brother who was home from College. He wanted to go visit two of our favorite teachers so we ended up sneaking into my highschool rather then just signing in because I could get in trouble for being on school grounds when I hadn't attended school.
When we left we had to be escorted out by one of our other friends, and he was pretending to be Schlinder saving the Jews. When we said goodbye he got down on the floor pretending to cry and started saying I could have saved one more. His impression was hilarious.
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Post: #304413 , Wed 25 Nov 09, 7:57PM |
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I was on messenger telling Toz to get some sleep and he proved my point because he said "bye bye JJ" or something like that and I was like O.o. XD
I was talking to him for like 3 minutes and he thought I was JJ the whole time.
Tozzy Agha needs sleep!
"So paint it black and take it back. Let's shout out loud and clear." -"Welcome To The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance
“Taking the first step with the good thought, the second with the good word, and the third with the good deed, I enter Paradise.”-Persian Proverb
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Post: #305162 , Fri 27 Nov 09, 11:41PM |
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I've laughed quite a lot today... It's rather surprising =)
Just to name one, when my friend forgot what 'geography' was called for a few minutes, and had to ask what 'the one with all the mountains' was called xD
She's a GCSE geography student at a grammar school, btw =)
"It's better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you're not"
~ Kurt Cobain
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Post: #305180 , Sat 28 Nov 09, 12:25AM |
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Getting sent on missions via mystery google.
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Post: #305181 , Sat 28 Nov 09, 12:25AM |
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When I returned home from class to find my younger brother and his girlfriend attempting to learn the Salsa in the living room (and no, that is not an allusion for something else; they were actually attempting to dance the Salsa--they had the song playing on the stereo via an mp3 player and everything). After my initial confusion, I burst out laughing.
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Post: #305188 , Sat 28 Nov 09, 12:48AM |
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the thing that made me laugh today was hearing my nephew, half-asleep mind you, shout, "Shut up!" to my barking dogs who had, apparently, awakened him, lolz.
*Ea lacrimavit semper quod dormivit sola, nunc dormit apud mortuos...*
*Chiagneva sempe ca durmeva sola, mo dorme co'li muorte accompagnata...*
*Elle a pleuré toujours parce que elle a dormi tout seure...maintenant elle dort avec les morts...
It means: She always wept because she slept alone, now she sleeps among the dead...
"There's a zombie on your lawn...
We don't want zombies on the lawn..." Plants Vs. Zombies
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Post: #305190 , Sat 28 Nov 09, 12:52AM |
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watching the proposal
"I loved her against reason. Against promise.
Against peace. Against hope, against happiness.
Against all discouragement that could be."
Great Expectations
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Post: #305262 , Sat 28 Nov 09, 3:57AM |
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:: NewGypsy
:: QA4 A spot of tea please, Alfred! | |
I laughed when David came out to Rico in the last season one episode of six fett under. It just cracked me up becasue Rico is being a homophobic freak, untill David says
"you know Rico, im a homo too" and then you have the terrible awkward silence. Now that i explain it, i dont know why i laughed so hard, it must have been their expressions XD
Like a Boss
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Post: #305266 , Sat 28 Nov 09, 4:01AM |
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Reading Kenzi's dream in the "Dreams about QAers" thread
"You need to accept that there's no shame in being who you are. The only shame is thinking that the gift that God gave you and the person that you were created to be is not good enough to show to the rest of the world. That's where shame comes."
"If your kid comes up to you and has enough courage to admit to you who they are truly, you better damn well love them all the same; because that takes a lot of guts. Parents don't realize it. They keep thinking about themselves; 'Oh, how's this going to reflect me?', 'Oh, why do I have a gay kid?', 'Why me?', 'Why this?'. Think about your kid who's going through this."
-Both from Mike on The Real World: D.C.-
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Post: #305561 , Sat 28 Nov 09, 10:36PM |
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My grandmother. She walked down the stairs into the basement without turning the lights on, which I thought was weird. She asked me a question, then went into the laundry and tried to turn the light on. The thing is with our basement, if the main lights are off, you can't turn the laundry room lights on. She came over and said "The power's out down here!" I looked at her and said "No, the lights are just off." She asked me why and I tried not to laugh as I said "Because you never turned them on." She was embarrassed XD.
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Post: #305901 , Sun 29 Nov 09, 8:35PM |
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This funny video on youtube!
It was like this lgbt video and this lesbian was like
"DUDE. If you're NOT lgbt and wear rainbows, don't get pissed off if we hit on you!We REALLY cannot tell the differnce!"
LOL I laughed so hard!
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Post: #305910 , Sun 29 Nov 09, 8:40PM |
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my best friend and i ere singing mother lover from snl and we got into a all out brawl..now my side hurts! lol
The most beautiful people in the world are those with the most flaws chosen by society. Not by personal choice, but by design. Their beauty is a development of evolution, a way to find acceptance amongst others. For without their beauty who would ever want anything so broken?
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Post: #305921 , Sun 29 Nov 09, 8:55PM |
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http://www.facebook.com/home.p...01154107&ref=nf
This Facebook page made me LOL it's soo funny
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Post: #306582 , Tue 1 Dec 09, 5:54PM |
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Haha. I heard a brilliant quote.
I'm at the coffee cafe, relaxing, and this lady next to me is on speaker and cam with her friend, in Europe, who she is going to visit soon. She was talking about getting an Iphone before she goes and said:
"I'll get an iPhone with an American flag on it, then no one will want it." XD
"So paint it black and take it back. Let's shout out loud and clear." -"Welcome To The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance
“Taking the first step with the good thought, the second with the good word, and the third with the good deed, I enter Paradise.”-Persian Proverb
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Post: #308004 , Sun 6 Dec 09, 12:05AM |
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Hmmm ... My little sister saying something entirely wrong (although what exactly, I can't remember for the life of me. ) ... it was adorable though. ;]
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Post: #308006 , Sun 6 Dec 09, 12:09AM |
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my friend falling twice at the same spot lol
The most beautiful people in the world are those with the most flaws chosen by society. Not by personal choice, but by design. Their beauty is a development of evolution, a way to find acceptance amongst others. For without their beauty who would ever want anything so broken?
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Post: #308022 , Sun 6 Dec 09, 12:23AM |
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Milwaukee Pride 2013
Dying my hair!
Lily Helena Knight
Things that grow
My new life
Oh god, what is my life? >.<
Today was the best day ever.
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