granted... but you cant stop coughing up fur-balls
i wish i had blue eyes
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Post: #159344 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 6:32PM |
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Granted, but you looked into the sun for like 10 seconds, and because blue eyes are so susceptible to the sun, you are now blind.
I wish I could eat grass/morph into a cow.
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Post: #159345 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 6:34PM |
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granted, but you get shipped out to mcdonalds... and turned into a bigMc... and you had utters. 
i wish i had a swimming pool.
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Post: #159347 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 6:39PM |
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OMG! I am now a McQueer Burger! . Granted, but you are now H20 intolerant.
I wish I were on TV.
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Post: #159348 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 6:44PM |
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Granted, but your fifteen minutes of fame run out in two
I wish I was in Madrid
Por ti seré
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Post: #159352 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 6:54PM |
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Granted, but this Madrid is on another planet inhabited entirely by people who are (coincidentally) all American. 'Madrid' also has horrible architecture (mainly similar to the 1960s concrete fad).
I wish I was in Tokyo or Osaka .
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Post: #159359 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:01PM |
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:: Quelzak13
:: QA5 Having the neighbours round | |
Granted, but you're forced to eat raw sushi while there.
I wish we had better restaurants here in my town.
Why in society today is it more accepted to see two men holding guns than holding hands?
-(I forgot who said this)
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Post: #159360 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:03PM |
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Ha! You lose! I love Sushi! Granted, but better means worse on this magical day.
I wish to discover how to harness nuclear fission and use it to power the world forever.
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Post: #159361 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:05PM |
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granted, but with your bad misfortune, it only blows you up.
yep. just you.
everyone else in the world just hears a little "pipBOOM"
and bye Sam!
i wish kids weren't so annoying. =]
One-by-one we can help hold each of our hands against the world's bleeding wounds. We are the kind of people that actually care, we are not apathetic. We will do more than just watch, we will help. We want to be a part of something bigger than ourselves. We stand up for what we believe in. We want to see an immense change in the world, because we know that there is a big difference in the way the world is, and the way it should be.
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Post: #159366 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:11PM |
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:: miyae
:: QA5 Having the neighbours round | |
Granted, but then the adults started acting like kids instead.
I wish I could speak advanced Thai.
<3
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Edit: miyae, Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:15PM
Post: #159367 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:13PM |
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Granted, but China just invaded Thailand and robbed them of their language, wiping from their memories with advanced technology, and shoving Mandarin in instead.
I wish I had all the super powers which I've seen on Heroes .
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Post: #159368 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:15PM |
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granted.
but in two seconds. they all fail.
yikes for you. xD
i wish i had a life. hahahaha
One-by-one we can help hold each of our hands against the world's bleeding wounds. We are the kind of people that actually care, we are not apathetic. We will do more than just watch, we will help. We want to be a part of something bigger than ourselves. We stand up for what we believe in. We want to see an immense change in the world, because we know that there is a big difference in the way the world is, and the way it should be.
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Post: #159370 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:17PM |
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granted, but you are constantly busy and never get a break from it.
i wish i had pizza
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Post: #159372 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:25PM |
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Granted, but it is covered in coconut and celery, with that maggot-cheese from Italy .
I wish I had an Onigiri with pickled plum.
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Post: #159374 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:31PM |
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Granted, but you are now allergic to pickled plums.

I wish i had perfect skin.
"God is the power of first cause, nature is the law, and matter is the subject acted upon."
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Post: #159379 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:37PM |
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Granted. But you had to use acid on your face to get it like that, and it hurt.
I wish I was Harry Potter (but with a different name).
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Post: #159380 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:38PM |
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Granted, but you get arrested and put into a magic binding prison with a life sentence.
I wish i didnt have horrible allergies. grr.
"God is the power of first cause, nature is the law, and matter is the subject acted upon."
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Post: #159381 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:40PM |
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granted... but you still end up marrying ginny weasley someday.
i wish my hair was naturally straight.
Edit: crap to late...
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Edit: livelovelaugh, Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:42PM
Post: #159382 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:42PM |
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MissSavannah: granted, but the disappearance of your allergies resulted in emergence of an incessant diarrhea
Noelle: granted, but they grow straight up
I wish I could remember anything I read for the first time.
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Post: #159385 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 7:53PM |
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Granted, but you read the wrong thing and get stuck at your exam.
I wish I wasn't so fucking confused about my sexuality... O.O
If I dared to let you see the truth behind the person that you imagine me to be, would your arms be open, or would you walk away? Would the love of Jesus be enough to make you stay? -- Stained Glass Masquerade
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Post: #159392 , Mon 7 Jul 08, 8:00PM |
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