Blog Entry: Multiple Personality Disorder

Multiple Personality Disorder Hi there If any of you who know me, you might know I have many personalities, some vile, some lovley, some very estranged

I have MPS aka Multiple Personality disorder. It's self diagnosed, but I've been thinking about it for a while now and I've looked on the NHS and yeah, I have I have it.

It's strange.I mean I'll give you an example:

1) Innocent persona: This one is the main one, the one I am most. I want to be non-human in my sexual behaviour. I want to feel completley awry from it. I use no swears, am most certainly not going to partake in vulgarity and have a strange attraction to bright things... I may need a photoshop thing for it... oh, and I like fuzzy cute things even more ( LIKE THAT DUCK WITH AWESOME TASTES! ) So don't talk about anything sexual with me then, espcially masturbation or what you got up to >.<

2) Nautical Persona: Honest to god, I could have sex with every godamn guy on the planet ¬_¬ I go mad with erotic sensuality. I was once described by a dear dear friend as a " horny rabbit on speed " when they encountered this persona. I like leather, metal, chastity belts that won't be used as inteded, latex and anything on Bodara.com ( god someone shoot me )

3) Lost persona: Seemingly emotionless, daydreams an awful lot about nothing, like an empty book that needs filling with beautiful, beautiful words to make it into something worth reading. This one floats around, not like a ghost, but a banshee. They aren't happy, but just slighty below neautral. Good luck getting anything out of me on this one.

4) Sad persona: I just want cuddles, and someone to hug me, and be nice. I go all major depression and deflated. If you try to talk to me and don't get lost, I will probably walk off in a bubble of ignorance, or throw a brick at your face. It's also where I seem to put on a pair of my almost hotpants and very oversized black hoodie and lot's of black slap. I will sit in the corner of the room with le ipod on full blast.

5) Happy persona: Is crazy mentally insane. You'll find me probably pissing people off becuase I don't know when to stop, or actually having a lot of fun when the other person is too. I will also be laughing so much my guts might burst.

6) Kylie persona: this one is vast:

Aphrogasm me: Although I retain a bit of this at all times, when this one fully present, I can feel a sort of all body orgasm as I revel in Kylie being loud on the speaker, stare at my wall, dance like a tasmanian devil on crack, and just EXPLODE WITH STREAMERS AND KYLIE PICTURES AND CHEERFULNESS AND EVERYTHING!

Kylie in and out me: This is where I tap into the Kylie avatar in my head. I imagine A sort of Kylie manequin in my head. and I wear the body suit that moves the mannequin. So I essentially think I am Kylie in all her fucking glory. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad time to catch me...

7) Evil me: This one is a bastard. I would actually kill someone and feel NOTHING. I tend to play with the hearts of poor unsuspecting men in this one like a siren. I can be good to talk to however, if you want a severly painful and evil murder plan. But, I have had people stop talking to me because the plans were far too drastic for even the most hatrid fuelled person.

These are the main ones I have reconised, and It's so confusing and annoying. Especially if people ask what I'm like. And even then, people only seem to get one of those ones personalities. Clearley my good friends have the good persona, enimies one of the others and so forth. But idk.


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