Blog Entry: I have chosen a future spouse for my brother.

I have chosen a future spouse for my brother. So it was my brother's birthday party today and I got to meet his little friend Karlee for the first time. She was the only girl there and she sat next to me the whole time. Then she told me that I was pretty and I'm like "OHMYGODILOVEHERMATTHEWPLEASEMARRYHER!" and he's like O_O "Oh god! Cooties!" But she's so frickin nice. I want her to be my sister-in-law. Although I do still have my suspicions about him being gay, so we' have to wait and see.

In other news, my dad called me retarded again today. My mom told him that "retarded" wasn't politically correct and he answered, "All the more reason to say it." I was tempted to ask him if that meant I could call him a douche bag because I'm pretty sure that's also politically incorrect, but I decided not to. I already got away with kicking a hole in the wall without getting grounded. I really didnt wanna push my luck.