Blog Entry: Funny story about that...

Funny story about that... So something rather...special happened to me today after I got home from school. Here is the story:


Relevant facts:
-I applied for a job at Six Flags this past weekend
-I was taking a shit at approximately 3pm today

So I was taking a shit, minding my own business, when the phone rang. I didn't really care, because nobody ever calls me. Seconds later, however, my stepdad yelled to me to go get the phone. Having the excellent mouth that I do, I yelled back, "I'M SHITTING D:" So, my mom brought the phone to me, and goes "Good job yelling shit, it's a lady from Six Flags."

I was all D:

So here I am, trying to take a shit, and I had to pretend like there was nothing unusual going on while I was answering this lady's questions and stuff. Meanwhile, I kept thinking about how much I wish she had called like, 5 minutes later when I was done shitting. Seriously, it's REALLY awkward talking to ANYONE on the phone while shitting, let alone your potential employer. Guh.

On the bright side, I have an interview on Friday at 3:30pm xD

(I just really hope she doesn't not hire me because I said shit...though I don't think she would've given me an interview if she had heard me...)

MORAL OF THE STORY: Never yell obscenities across the house when the phone is for you. It could be someone that wants to give you a job. I NEED MONEY D: