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Blog Entry: Funny story about that...
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Funny story about that... So something rather...special happened to me today after I got home from school. Here is the story:
-I applied for a job at Six Flags this past weekend
-I was taking a shit at approximately 3pm today
So I was taking a shit, minding my own business, when the phone rang. I didn't really care, because nobody ever calls me. Seconds later, however, my stepdad yelled to me to go get the phone. Having the excellent mouth that I do, I yelled back, "I'M SHITTING D:" So, my mom brought the phone to me, and goes "Good job yelling shit, it's a lady from Six Flags."
I was all D:
So here I am, trying to take a shit, and I had to pretend like there was nothing unusual going on while I was answering this lady's questions and stuff. Meanwhile, I kept thinking about how much I wish she had called like, 5 minutes later when I was done shitting. Seriously, it's REALLY awkward talking to ANYONE on the phone while shitting, let alone your potential employer. Guh.
On the bright side, I have an interview on Friday at 3:30pm xD
(I just really hope she doesn't not hire me because I said shit...though I don't think she would've given me an interview if she had heard me...)
MORAL OF THE STORY: Never yell obscenities across the house when the phone is for you. It could be someone that wants to give you a job. I NEED MONEY D:
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posted by Twillz on Monday 30 April 2012 at 11:39PM
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