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Blog Entry: I'm going to Hell?
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I'm going to Hell?
EDIT: Guys, hey, I wasn't trying to mock religion. I was only saying that this girl was being a little dumb. Please don't start commenting about how people are brain washed and all that. If we don't respect other people and what they choose to believe, how can we expect them to respect us?
So let me explain something really quick: I used to be religious, but I don't really believein anything anymore. For several reasons, one of them being that every time I talk to a religious person on Facebook or real life or anything, they say things like "GAYS R GOIN TA HELL!" without any knowledge of where the Bible says that. This has mostly happened with Christians, and one guy who converted to Judaism because "Christmas is Pagan" (and now he also thinks that "my people have been opressed for centuries~". No, sir. You're Jewish, not a Jew. There's a difference).
But on to what I was saying. As some of you may know, I practice "Turtleism". Which isn't real, I just kind of made it up to make fun of the people who go around talking about Jesus all the time. All it has is a set of rules ("Have sex with who you want, when you want,and where you want, just don't brag about it or be a whore.", "hugs not drugs", etc.) and a fake god called The Great Turtle In the Sea, or TGTITS, if you will (yes, I'm aware of the 'tits' part).
So in class yesterday we started talking about TGTITS, and some girl who shouts "GOD" as the answer to every "how does this happen?" quetion in science, was like "I don't care what the Turtle thinks, he's not real."
"He's no less real than Jesus is."
"Nuh uh, the Bible says he's real."
"I say TGTITS is real."
"But the Bible is actually the truth!"
"The daily TGTITS newsletter could be the truth."
"The Bible can actually be proven with history, though!"
(this next part was my friend, not me) "Just becaue it was in a real life time frame, doesn't mean that the events that happened were true."
"Well if the Bible wasn't true then people back then would have said it!"
(this one is a girl named Nautica, who's dad is Muslim) "If everybody believed in the Bible, why would someone come and say they didn't?"
(Me) "And the people in the Bible could have been made up, so they wouldn't be there to say it wasn't true."
"... Well you're going to Hell."
I'm going to Hell? I'll see you there.
views: 317 responses: 22 posted by LadyKevin on Saturday 28 April 2012 at 1:36PM
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:: Kuuipo
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I shall you you there. c:
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Post: #644135  , Sat 28 Apr 12, 3:26PM |
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Me too... me too... I'm sure there's a guy here who wants to put me in Hell right now XD.
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Post: #644136 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 3:28PM |
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:: Xeffy
:: QA9 Grand Elder | |
most people go to hell anyway, at the end of days Satans gonna have a bigger head count than Yahweh, and Satan is gonna win! Go Team Humanity!
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Post: #644137 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 3:29PM |
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oh hey...*High five*
Guys and girls, we'll have one hell of a time in hell! Think of all the conversations we can have about being so "sinful" and "wrong" to the world.
See you there!
Sorry I shouldn't mock..but seriously, If I'm going to hell, shouldn't I welcome it?
The First, Last and Only thing I will ever say...Never give up hope, Always believe and Hold onto your dreams...♥
The Never-Ending Maze of Surprises...
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Post: #644139 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 3:33PM |
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:: Xeffy
:: QA9 Grand Elder | |
High-five to you stephen!
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Post: #644142 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 3:41PM |
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ill see you there
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Post: #644172 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 4:08PM |
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Yay I will get to spend eternity with all of you to! Even if we all go to hell...which we won't at least we would all be together. 
What knocks you down in life , can only make you stronger.
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Post: #644175 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 4:14PM |
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:: LadyKevin
:: QA5 Having the neighbours round | |
I wasn't trying to make fun of religion or anything, and the only reason I made it sound like that was because the girl is kind of a dumb bitch..
I don't believe in Hell, so that's why I was saying all that xD
Lets dance to Joy Division.
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Post: #644198 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 5:53PM |
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When people tell me to go to hell, I usually say "As long as you're not there." xD
We can all party in hell together! *blasts loud 'sinful' music*
"It's not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it's about who you fall in love with." ~ Holly Holiday, Glee
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." ~ Moulin Rouge
"When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you." ~ Firefly
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Post: #644199 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 5:53PM |
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HAHAHAHA! "Loud sinful music"
That made me laugh :')
Lady Gaga anyone? >
The First, Last and Only thing I will ever say...Never give up hope, Always believe and Hold onto your dreams...♥
The Never-Ending Maze of Surprises...
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Post: #644229 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 7:32PM |
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:: Xeffy
:: QA9 Grand Elder | |
If Blues are satan...
and Jazz is satan...
and rock'n'roll is satan...
and heavy metal is satan...
and rap music is satan...
then dubstep is...
(satan has all the good music)
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Post: #644237 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 7:47PM |
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:: Falconfly
:: QA5 Having the neighbours round | |
Of course I will. Lucifer is the "light bringer", after all.
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Post: #644240 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 7:55PM |
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Sorry, if I'll be a bit offensive, I respect others faith (mostly), but I'm an atheist.
If anybody states, that the bible is the only truth or any other holy book, khmm... needs to read and be more educated.
Argue with this kind of people is pointless, they think, only they know, what will happen.
Thanks to thousands and thousands years of brainwashing.
Every time in the history had its own kind of problems, everything can't be the same as 2000y ago...
I don't belive in god, hell or anything like that, but, if there anykind of higher power, do it want from us to suffer in our life? When you are queer, you can't change that way to not go to hell (if the bible is true...), if you fight against it, you will be depressed... bam suicide(sin), if you live with it (sin), if you are cured in the surface, you can be strait, but it will lead to many lies(what is a sin, how surprising).
So, just be yourself, if there is a creator of everything, it would be sorry to see that its creatures changed because of some dumb ppl.
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Post: #644242 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 7:58PM |
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:: Xeffy
:: QA9 Grand Elder | |
Im an atheist too but sometimes I like to let my mind wander around the more fantastical side of christianity. If I had to pick a side I would deffinatley pick satan because he has humanities interests in mind.
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Post: #644245 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 8:06PM |
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:: LadyKevin
:: QA5 Having the neighbours round | |
Hey, guys? Thank you for your feedback, I really appreciate it, but please don't talk about how religion is stupid, because you're being just like them. I was not calling all religious people stupid, just this one girl, as I've had issues with her besides this.
Thank you, and please be respectful.
Lets dance to Joy Division.
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Post: #644247 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 8:13PM |
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hell is underrated. come spend a week here, you'll love it in no time. god knows i do.
it will be alright in the end, and if it's not alright, it's not the end yet.
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Post: #644273 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 9:46PM |
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Well if being bi sends me to hell
I'll see y'all there!
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words might just kill me
If you truly own yourself no one can use you against you~ Chris Colfer 💘
"It's not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it's about who you fall in love with." -Glee
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Post: #644274 , Sat 28 Apr 12, 9:48PM |
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Your turtle reminds me of the flying spaghetti monster!
As others have said: see you in hell if there is one. 
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Post: #644319 , Sun 29 Apr 12, 12:43AM |
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Haha I like this turtle...
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words might just kill me
If you truly own yourself no one can use you against you~ Chris Colfer 💘
"It's not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it's about who you fall in love with." -Glee
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Post: #644384 , Sun 29 Apr 12, 3:19AM |
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:: AdamP
:: QA8 High Householder | |
Hell should be one hell of a party, and since most of the best painters, actors, musicians, designers etc are LGBT you just know it'll be well decorated and very entertaining. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys there, Lucifer won't know what's hit him.
"There's a thin line between sanity and insanity. My side of the line has a purple sky and talking unicorns; by God do I love sanity.
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Post: #644472 , Sun 29 Apr 12, 9:37AM |
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